「 ♚ 」 zodiac signs

32. 𝔃𝓼

ᏃᎾᎠᏆᎪᏟ ᏚᏆᏩNᏚ // got detention because

Aries - " hey nice arms, lemme touch it. Yo you got long fingers, can I touch it? Dude let me touch that ass. "

Taurus - " you're wrong , 1 plus 1 equals 2 sensei "

Gemini - " have you seen mean girls? Uh huh- no okay let me speak- okay the girl th- no. Let me speak. Let me finish- I've been talking for an hour already? Well who cares I'm still not done. "

Cancer - " but teacher I was just texting my friend. Oh dammit! Read our fu- freaking convo then. See? I'm texting him not watching porn. "

Leo - " yo Chad! Psst, look at this drawing that I made- oh you're busy? Who cares this is more important. "

Virgo - " uh excuse me ma'am, my handwriting is good, you just don't know how to read. I want to be a doctor that's why my handwriting is like this. "

Libra - " come on sir, don't write 70 on my report card. I'll give you some food. Wait no, I know your secrets sir. Remember that. "

Scorpio - " I got detention because I didn't obey the teacher. He said draw a circle on the paper, I wasn't in the mood to do that so I drew a triangle. "

Sagittarius - " suck it teacher "

Capricorn - " you ain't good at your job sensei "

Aquarius - " man I was just drawing dicks on the wall and they put me in here? "

Pisces - " okay, whoever told the teacher that I cheated on the test is dead. "