Text Me Back! | bts texting story.

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Unknown: jiminie is this ur number?

You: I'm going to throw my phone into the toilet.

Unknown: Jimin???
You alright?
Are you constipated again...

You: IM. NOT. JIMIN.
WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

Unknown: oh.
Hi!
I'm Tae!
Can we be friends?

You: ...
You remind of those noobs in roblox...

Unknown: roblox?

You: it's nothing. Just a game.

~changed name to Tae~

Tae: Why does Jin-Hyung have ur number?
Omg r u his gf????!!!

You: I have no idea who any of u r
Except JK

Tae: You know Jungkook?

You: Okay so, apparently his name is Jungkook.
And yes, he returned my textbook for me.

Tae: OH! You're El's friend?
She interns here!

You: Damn. I forgot to talk to El about this...
Listen, it's been fun, talking to u
But I rlly need to study

Tae: BORRRINNNGGG

You: yeah I know

Tae: Do you want to know what I do in my free time? ;)

You: ....
That winking face is scaring the hell outta me.

Tae: LOL NO
Don't be so dirty minded.
I meant, I read fanfics about myself.

You: U gud bro?

Tae: I'm great! Thanks for asking!!

You: uhhh

Tae: pls don't call the police
My manager will be mad at me
;-;

~changed name to Crackhead~

Crackhead: It was really fun talking to you
Let's talk soon!
<3<3<3