Text Me Back! | bts texting story.

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strbux Squad

TaeTae: hey y/n blocked me ;-;

ChimChim: me 2

JK: me 3

Hobi: me 69

Jin: oh she didn't block me

Joon: she only blocked the ppl who were trying to date her

Yoongi: dang so if I took her out on a date, she would've blocked me too?
Shit I should've been smarter

JK: I never took her out

Joon: Yoongi wut
And also Jk, u liked her
It's obvious

Hobi: this is ridiculous she cockblocked me wtf

Jin: dude
Not cool

Jk: this is all u guys fault
If u let me just talk to her
None of this would've happened

TaeTae: dude u DID talk to her
I was supposed to give her the textbook back
But u were begging like Yeontan when he wants a treat so u could give it to her
AND I LET U

Joon: pls don't fight
She blocked u guys so u wouldn't fight

ChimChim: how do u know

Joon: she told me

TaeTae: she didn't block u either but little does she know, ur Eiffel Tower rises whenever u think of her

Joon: hey that's not true.

Jk: she was supposed to be MINE

Hobi: I kissed her first so technically she's mine

Jk: WHAT
U KISSED HER

ChimChim: he probably forced her to kiss him
At least I bought her ice cream and she almost kissed me. So that makes her MINE

Jk: WHAT THE HELL HYUNG

TaeTae: goddamn we were only friends
And bffs come first
So she's mine

Yoongi: I want to kill her so she's mine

Joon: OMG STOP IT
ALL OF U
She's a human being, not an object for you guys to fight over her!!

Jin: Namjoon is tight
*right

Jk: but I was the one that liked her in the first place
I was the one who got her number
it was ME who loved her from day one
And all of YOU try to steal her from me

Yoongi: I can kill her if u want
Just say it
K I L L.  H E R.
not that hard

ChimChim: Yoongi-Hyung
Not to be rude but
Stfu

Jin: if she doesn't want to talk to you, let her be
She clearly doesn't want anything to do with us

Yoongi: lmao she doesn't even know what BTS is

Joon: it's better if we let her go

Jk: I just want to tell her something.
Just one thing.

Yoongi: she probs a gold digger

Hobi: and I wanna send her one thing
Just one thing

TaeTae: can I send her a selfie
A cute one
Of me and Yeontan
It won't be dirty
I pwomise :,(

Joon: I'm gonna call her
Tonight
And all of you can say goodbye forever

Yoongi: I'll just say goodbye right before I stab her In the throat

Jin: stop
It ain't funny

Yoongi: skrt

Joon: lets just meet @ the recording studio
Only you 4 tho

Hobi: k

TaeTae: I'll be there

Jk: 👍🏻

ChimChim: yes Hyung

Yoongi: yes oppa I'll be there UwU

Joon: Yoongi If u come anywhere near the door
Istg
I'll do something you'll regret

Yoongi: now I rlly want to come
Angry joon is sexy af

Joon: I'm not joking.
I will kill you and I'll scrap all of the songs you've written for LyAnswer

Yoongi: okay okay I take it back geez

Jin: who wants pizza
I'm hungry

Yoongi: me
Also guys
I have some advice

Hobi: ye?

Yoongi: y/n was probably a gold digger
The second she finds out we are BTS
She's gonna start to kiss our asses

Jk: I don't think she cares

Yoongi: whatever
It's probably for the best
You'll find another girl much prettier and more talented than her

TaeTae: thank you for ur advice Hyung... we appreciate it 🤗

Yoongi: I was taking to Jungkookie
U go eat my cactus

TaeTae: ;-;