Text Me Back! | bts texting story.

Baekhyun!

Yes, I didn't like any of them.
I loved Byun Baekhyun, so we ran away and got married.

I lost feelings for all of them after I realized how stinky their booties were.

I started dating Beakhyun. Caw caw

He was the only one that truly cared for me. He only got into Chanyeol's pants to get with me lmao

After Kyungsoo left for enlistment, Bawlhyun left eggzoe. These stinkier hoes couldn't handle our sarang.

Sorry I saranghae your oppar omo chingu

Anyways, we ran away and peruses our real dreams. Being goat breeders on the Himalayas. It was so sexy seeing the wind blowing across his crushed balls in the wind

After a few years of goat breeding, we breezes together. And we had a beautiful baby girl.

Ofcourse we had to name he after something beautiful, something ethereal.

So we named her Clarissa 170915 GOODTHING NCT127- Johnny FANCAM.
Obviously.

However, because of the cold, Clarissa 170915 GOODTHING NCT127- Johnny FANCAM evolves into a yeti person weirdo. Evolution truly is an art, and it makes me thing that Baeksyn cheater on me with the goats,

Our two dogs, Snow and Woo, give us more satisfaction that anything I've ever been given. Sometimes it angers Bethune but I'm sorry his sex game too weak lmfao

Anyways, we have never been happier. A yeti daughter, dog-prostitution, crushed balls and living in the Himalayas.

My life long dream.

The end

I have no freaking idea what I just wrote I am so sorry