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Yoongi: dangit I didn't think abt the twink
You: ??
Yoongi: i mean *baekhyun
You: I'll just listen to him and give Chanyeol some space
Yoongi: ok If u want Chanyeol to sleep with a bunch of hoez And eventually get one preggo cuz I can imagine how powerful his gun is And then he has a child And before u know it Ur inside a reversed version of Jane the Virgin
You: so ur saying doing the exact opposite of what baek said
Yoongi: maybe
You: maybe I should listen to baek I'm not even supposed to be talking to u
Yoongi: y Cuz ur afraid I'll date u? hA
You: so what do I do?
Yoongi: I'm coming over
You: I'm out of ramen
Yoongi: fuck I cant believe you've done this
You: country boy I love youuu mla
Yoongi: even tho I look like a burnt chicken nugget I still love myself
You: fuck ya chicken strips
Yoongi: stop Okay I'm coming over Is el there?
You: aNiYo
Yoongi: Shes never home is she Did she even come back yesterday
You: no
Yoongi: well I'd be worried But it's convenient for us Send some flowers to his studio He owns one right
You: yeah
Yoongi: okay send him one rn with a personalized letter And ill be there in an hour ish
