"liam is tacosexual"

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zayn: guys

liam: what?

niall: wh a t

niall: i'm so bored help

louis: literally nobody cares

niall: wow i'm sorry that i talked about my deepest feelings and problems

liam: okay now you're being dramatic

zayn: niall is a drama queen

zayn: but louis is also one

louis: what the fuck

louis: why

liam: i'm eating a taco right now

liam: and its sO FUCKING GOOD

niall: liam is tacosexual

niall: next thing he says is that he likes fucking them

louis: what the fuck dude

liam: wtf

zayn: bro

niall: okay sorry

niall: i take it back

zayn: so

zayn: what i was saying

louis: yo

louis: i'm so bored

zayn: shut the fuck up louis or i'll hit you

niall: he probably likes that

niall: am i right ladieeees 

liam: i dropped my taco

liam: what did i do to deserve this

zayn: i think louis needs a boyfriend

zayn: like right now

 niall: true

liam: true

louis: what 

louis: why??

niall: because you are lonely, gay and desperate for love

niall: like every gay person on this earth

louis: well i cant change the fact that every cute guy is straight, taken or not interested

louis: so pf

liam: i know a really cute lesbian couple

liam: they're one of my best friends

zayn: who cares liam

liam: i thought we were talking about gay people

niall: i love gay people

niall: they are so

louis: gay?

niall: yeah

zayn: i'm surrounded by idiots

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