lmao • larry ✔

"NO"

niall: BiTches me iS bored

louis: perfect grammar

niall: shh

niall: hailee is on vacation with her family and idk what to do

zayn: she's vegetarian 

liam: what

zayn: she doesn't get any meat now

louis: uh

zayn: are y'all serious

niall: omg

niall: i get it

niall: i'm so smart wow

niall: amazing

liam: eh

niall: meat = my dick

niall: hailee's on vacation without me and doesn't get any "meat"

louis: wow

louis: i'm surrounded by idiots

zayn: oii cmon it was funny

liam: it was yeah

louis: kinda

niall: yes it was 

zayn: hehe

niall: i'm still bored

liam. let's add harry to our groupchat

louis: omg 

louis: no no no

zayn: oh yes

niall: just for a little bit

liam: do it

harry styles is added to "the sexy dudes"

harry: why am i here

louis: i'm sorry

niall: i love your curls

zayn: don't scare him

harry: i like your hair too niall

louis: oi

niall: hehehe

liam: so

harry: so

liam: since you reaaally like louis, who is our best friend

liam: means you are our best friend now too

zayn: yes

niall: oh hell yeah

harry: yes yes yes

harry: y'all have any embarrassing louis storys

zayn: well

louis: NO

zayn: louis and me were really high once 

zayn: and we ordered pizza

louis: pls don't

zayn: and he was like

zayn: "i bet a really sexy dude will bring our pizza"

zayn: so he changed his clothes and waited at the door

zayn: twenty minutes later someone knocked and louis opened the door

zayn: and he just stood there

zayn: wearing panties and suspenders with make up on his face

zayn: so fucking high

zayn: right in front of a 60 year old woman

louis: fuck my life

harry: no way

niall: i'm crying

harry: are you serious

harry: lmao louis

liam: what the fuck 

louis: i hate u zayn

harry: i'm taking so many screenshots right now

harry: i'm laughing so hard

louis: shut up

liam: this is so embarrassing

niall: but so fucking funny

zayn: amen 

louis: pf

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