lmao • larry ✔

"zaynold lol"

zayn: so like

zayn: the fuck just happened

louis: my name's jared, i'm 19

harry: i guess he just confessed his love for you

liam: so romantic

niall: kinda

louis: niall you just jealous that shawn ain't want your dick

louis: irish pipi

harry: KSBXKSBX

niall: fUCK YOu

zayn: idiots

harry: wait why am i still in the group

niall: don't ask

liam: you're part of the gang now

louis: #homohomosapiens

zayn: damn can we please talk about my problems

liam: what problem

niall: this bitch stupid

liam: at least i don't have a small dick

niall: bitch i don't have a small dick

harry: yeehaw

zayn: dude :/

liam: i bet it is

niall: bet?

hailee is added to "the sexy dudes"

louis: omg

niall: hailee is my dick big

hailee: yes why

niall: science

hailee got removed from
"the sexy dudes"

harry: wow

liam: that was

liam: uh

louis: big dick energy

zayn: i'll just ignore shawn

harry: poor shawn

louis: but like

louis: what else is he supposed to do when he doesn't have any feelings for him

niall: sad yeehaw

zayn: it is what it is

niall: yo liam

liam: w h a t

niall: you wanna come over and order pizza

niall: i'm lonely and hungry

liam: sure

harry: whut

zayn: y'all really are such a great help

zayn: fake hoes

louis: maybe YOU are the fake hoe

niall: bam bam baaaam

harry: :o

liam: illuminati confirmed

niall: vroom vroom gays

zayn: damn

zayn: :(

harry: honestly

harry: @ zayn just talk with shawn and tell him you don't have the same feelings for him

harry: it much nicer that just ignoring him

louis: yes bitch thats my baby

louis: i love yOu bitch

louis: i ain't ever gonna stop lovin you

harry: bitch shut up

louis: sike

zayn: thanks harold

harry: no problem zaynold

liam: zaynold lol

zayn: tHe fUCk

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i'm sorry for being such a shitty author and not updating regulary

random questions:

fav song at the moment?

rain or sun? why?

what are you thinking about right now?

what are you scared of?

love or friendship?

bathbombs or candles?

favourite flower?

favourite meal/food your mom cooks?

take three of your favourite singers/actors and play fuck, marry & kill

aLSO HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO MY MAIN HOE HERE TaylorsTrashCan
YOU OLD BITCH I LOVE YOU!!