lmao • larry ✔

"i'm not gAY"

louis:

louis: me @ myself right now

niall: big mood

zayn: i give you a kiss if you do it

louis: what

zayn: hit yourself in the face with a fucking chair

niall: bitch i'll do it

liam: what is going on

louis: zayn is lowkey homosexual and niall wants to hit himself in the face

zayn: with a chair

zayn: wait

zayn: i'm not gAY

niall: of couuuurse

liam: uhh

louis: the reason why i just sent this

louis: is because

louis: i'm stupid

zayn: can i get an amen?

niall: ameeeen

liam: amen!

louis: no seriously

liam: why do you think that

louis: harry once told me

louis: he normally only smokes weed alone because when he's high

louis: he get's horny

niall: omg

niall: oMG

liam: did i miss something

zayn: i don't get it either 

niall: I'M SHOOK

niall: bitches i fucking get it

niall: the tea is hot today!

zayn: what is going on

liam: ?????

louis: harry was high

louis: with jin

louis: one of his "best friends"

niall: THEY'RE FUCKBUDDIES

niall: ok #allthehomo 

niall: but that's lowkey hot

zayn: omg niall

liam: why am i here

niall: pretty dude + pretty dude = hot sex

niall: simple mathematics

zayn: lmao

liam: i'm sorry louis lol

louis: we all know damn well you aren't 

liam: ok fine

liam: it's hilarious

zayn: true

niall: the heteros are like "it's hilarious"

niall: the gays finna be like "that's hot as fuck"

zayn: oh god

louis: i said it once and i'll say it again

louis: y'all aren't really helping

liam: we tried

zayn: we didn't

niall: i ship jarry

niall: or hin

niall: no jarry is better

zayn: you're a mess

louis: what should i do now

liam: i normally don't care about any of your drama

liam: but let harry fuck whoever he wants

zayn: he's right

louis: :(

zayn: it's a fact that you and harry aren't anything more than friends

zayn: so he can do whatever he wants

liam: sorry dude

niall: burn

louis: oh man

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