lmao • larry ✔

"we're putting him down"

niall: fuck my ass

zayn: too soon

louis: damn

louis: yesterday was wILD

niall: why am i naked

louis: well bitch

louis: imagine that

louis: it's 2am

louis: me and harry are bringing you two idiots home

louis: zayn was a good boy and went to bed without saying anything

louis: then we drive to your house, a crying niall in the backseats of harrys car

louis: because "i forgot to give the shoe back, they will arrest me, i'm too gay to die"

zayn: sounds like him

niall: shut up, you were hiding in the closet djxbdjx

zayn: boi

louis: you both shut up

louis: okay we arrive at nialls house

louis: since his mom was sleeping, we had to be quiet

louis: well

niall: oh no

louis: niall sure as hell wasn't quiet

louis: this little bitch runs around the whole house, screaming and laughing his ass off

zayn: mood

louis: so ofc his mom woke up and asked us what the fuck we are doing

louis: me, still lowkey drunk and annoyed

louis: "we're putting him down"

niall: KDNXKDBXKD

zayn: i'm crying

louis: so did niall

louis: so we stood there, trying to calm niall down who already began to take off his clothes

louis: why? the world may never know

niall: i'm-

zayn: niall was wildin'

louis: you just walked away, only wearing shorts

louis: "i'm too exhausted for this, i'm gonna take a nap"

zayn: me 24/7

louis: so we followed you in your room

louis: your mom was pissed of and went to bed again

louis: and you were naked on your bed

louis: dancing

niall: oh my god

niall: we're on the same level louis

zayn: ??

louis: what do you mean

niall: harry both saw our dicks

louis: s h u t  u p

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i'm watching twilight right now because i'm a bored bitch LMAO

are y'all team jacob or team edward skxndkx