lmao • larry ✔

"jesus take the wheel"

louis: holy motherfuckibg god

louis: jesus take the wheel

harry: oiii babyboy

harry: wassup where are you

harry: are you drunk

louis: no but i wish i was

harry: what why

louis: guess who just saw liam giving shawn a blowjob

harry: wHAT THE FUCK

harry: okay no wtf

harry: this is weird

louis: i know what tje fuck

harry: isn't he straight??

louis: which one of them?

harry: both?????????

louis: appearently not

harry: the tea is hot today

louis: true

louis: i'm still shook

louis: like i went to the bathroom

louis: came back

harry: and bam

louis: there is liam on his knees

louis: sucking shawn off

harry: this sounds unnatural

louis: skybdjyjd true omg

louis: okay okay

louis: did you know

louis: that kim is trans

harry: no way

harry: really?!

harry: (notice the sarcasm)

louis: shut up

louis: you never told me

harry: because it's not my right to tell you

louis: you're right

louis: he also told me that is full name is

louis: namjun?

harry: yeah kim namjoon

louis: oh

louis: well i think it's really cool that he trusts me enough to tell me all that

harry: was he drunk? lmao skybdj

louis: shut up oh god

louis: and no he wasn't

harry: i have to go

harry: someone just puked on my shoes

louis: the fuck

louis: have fun cleaning that

harry: idiot

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