lmao • larry ✔

"couple goals"

niall: i love bread

niall: honestly

niall: bread is awesome

niall: bread is delicious

niall: you can do so many things with bread

niall: i want bread

louis: is he ok

zayn: probably not

liam: should we ask what's wrong?

zayn: do we really want to?

louis: no

liam: nope

niall: nah

zayn: good

liam: i'm bored

louis: hi bored, i'm gay

zayn: i gay, i'm zayn

niall: i zayn, i'm bisexual

liam: hi bisexual, i'm straight

niall: boooooo

louis: this is an gays only event

liam: why is zayn here then

niall: because

niall: uh

louis: okay you can stay

zayn: we're all a little bit gay aren't we

niall: *sips tea*

niall: n i c e

zayn: heh

liam: idk what is going on but i'm still bored

zayn: then do something

liam: lewis

louis: yes liam

liam: what are you planning for your first date with harry

louis: okay y'all bitches better listen

louis: first we're going to have a really romantic dinner at a really nice restaurant together

louis: then i'll drive us to the beach

louis: where i'll make a bonfire

louis: and we are going to eat marshmellows and listen to music

louis: and just have a great time together

niall: *vomits rainbows*

zayn: couple goals

liam: okay this is really cute

niall: we're jealous

zayn: true

liam: just have fun

niall: and wear a condom

louis: nIALL

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