lmao • larry ✔

"holy macaroni"

louis: the date was so fucking awesome

louis: i'm screaming

niall: tell us everything

liam: yes pls

louis: okay bitches 

louis: wait

louis: where's zayn

liam: idk

niall: just tell us how it went

louis: okay so

louis: first we went out for dinner

niall: i'm hungry

liam: omg same

louis: and we talked and laughed so much 

louis: it was so fun oh god

niall: honestly

niall: i'm jealous

liam: mood

louis: after i payed we went to the beach

louis: the weather was so nice and there was such a beautiful sunset

louis: i'm so romantic wow

niall: mood

louis: ok so

louis: i made a bonfire

louis: (and almost set myself on fire lol)

liam: oh god

liam: you're so s t u p i d

louis: i know

louis: but i survived so that's nice

niall: true

louis: so after i made the fire

louis: we sat down and just cuddled and ate marshmellows

louis: and we talked so much and laughed about harry's stupid dad jokes

niall: y'all are so cute

louis: and we maaaybe kissed

louis: and he maaaaaaybe asked me if i'd like to be his boyfriend

niall: WHAT

liam: holy macaroni

zayn: what thre fucksaö

zayn: a bitch is shook and that bitch is me

louis: ayyy zayn 

louis: spoiler: i said yes ofc

niall: what should i wear for the wedding

niall: catch me wearing this at your wedding

niall: or rather something like this?

louis: NIALL

liam: i'm fucking crying

zayn: dhvkhdgf

niall: just kidding

niall: i'll wear a combination of both outfits!

niall: and this too

louis: you should go to sleep

niall: homo homo homo homo homo homo hmmmm

zayn: mood

liam: what is going on

niall: shhhh

zayn: my mum just asked my why i'm laughing so hard

niall: tell her you just looked at a picture of yourself

liam: damn that huuurt

louis: savage

zayn: if i want to have a good laugh, i'd just look at your clothes

zayn: because they are fucking hilarious

niall: damn this bitch just came for me

louis: my wig? gone

liam: dudes i'm going to sleep

liam: don't kill each other

louis: goodnight li

niall: i should sleep too

niall: but i'll probably have nightmares after thinking about zayn

louis: DAMN

zayn: oh shit

louis: *sips tea*

zayn: niall

zayn: you only get nightmares when you look into the mirror for too long

louis: he snapped

niall: zayn

niall: you're kinda like rapunzel

zayn: ?????

niall: except instead of letting down your hair

niall: you let down everyone in your life

louis: omg 

zayn: dude you have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants

louis: i'm living

niall: does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

zayn: ohhh

louis: oh man holy shiteu

louis: y'all can say one last mean thing and then we all say "love u" and go to bed 

louis: ok

zayn: fine

niall: okay

niall: zayn you first

zayn: niall

zayn: you got a great body!

niall: uh thanks??

zayn: too bad there's no workout routine for a face

louis: oh this shit hurts

louis: niall your turn

niall: you must have been born on a highway

niall: because that's where most accidents happen

louis: *chokes on my tea*

louis: ok ok let's all love each other and go to bed

louis: love u niall

louis: love u zaynie

zayn: love u lou

niall: lova ya mate

niall: love you zayyyn

zayn: pf love you too

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