"nobody loves zayn more than he loves himself"

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louis: what i originally wanted to say

louis: before niall asked me that question that destroyed our friendship

louis: was

zayn: we're listening

niall: i'm not

niall: but nobody cares so 

niall: continue

louis: the guy liam sent me the number from

louis: is cute

liam: hell yeah

liam: i'm already planning the wedding

louis: but

niall: liam you are such a  l o s e r

louis: he's not my type

louis: he is pretty but idk

liam: matty is a cool guy :(

zayn: idk him

zayn: but how is my gay dude?

niall: i'm fine

niall: what about you

niall: jUST KIDDING

liam: niall do you want to tell us something?

niall: me? noooo

niall: how is the other boy?

zayn: i bet louis loves him because i have a great taste

liam: nobody loves zayn more than he loves himself

zayn: true :')

niall: help

niall: my dog just farted

niall: i'm dYING

niall: guys sav

liam: he's probably dead

zayn: lol

louis: actually zayn

louis: i already knew the guy you sent me the number from

zayn: hehe

zayn: i know

zayn: its curlyyyy!

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