Ren Makes Pancakes
Ren hums happily while cooking a pancakeon the stove. With one hand he flips the pancake twice in the frying pan, and then sails it onto the plate. It lands perfectly. Ren gives a nod of satisfaction, briefly turns around to get the syrup, and finds an empty plate when he turns back. He looks around, stunned, but sees nothing. Later there are nine pancakes on the plate. Ren is cooking the tenth pancake, while making ninja-fast moves to keep an eye out on his stack. He turns around completely, bringing the frying pan to the stack and lightly flipping the tenth pancake onto it. Ren holds the frying pan up over his shoulder, eyes searching, ready to make a move. When nothing happens he puts the frying pan back on the stove, grabs the syrup and quickly spins around. The pancakes are gone. Ren straightens and his left eye twitches. The glass handle of the syrup breaks in his right hand as he tightens his fists with determination. Later, a stake holding a taut rope in place can be seen. Along the rope, a pulley system has been set up next to the ceiling lamp with a cage on the other end. It hangs over a plate with three pancakes sitting on the floor. Ren crouches near the plate, a fourth pancake in the frying pan in his hand. He looks around, flips the pancake onto the stack, and walks backward toward the stove. The moment he turns toward the syrup, the snap and thud of the metal trap is heard. A pancake-inflated Nora has been caged. She moans sickly, and then perks up when she sees...
Nora: A-ha! There's the syrup! Gimme!
Ren sighs. Nora keeps reaching for the syrup while Ren looks like an idea is occurring to him. Nora collapses, unable to get at the syrup. Ren tilts it over her head.
Nora: Huh?
Jaune ASMR
Jaune sits in his dorm room, close to a microphone.
Jaune: *Softly*Hello there, my name is Jaune Arc. Today, I will begin an ASMR video. Now, some of you may be wondering, "What is ASMR?" Well, let's just say it's a way to get that fluffy, tingling feeling in the back of your neck. Like when you get that haircut. Or when that special girl you like says, "Hi!" in the hallway.
Pyrrha walks up to the open dorm room door and waves cheerfully at Jaune from the hallway.
Pyrrha: Hello!
Jaune: Hello Pyrhha!
Pyrrha walks off.
Jaune: *Softly* Sorry about that. So, let's get started. Heh - I haven't done this before. Uh, what do we have here? Got some clippers, here.
He picks up some clippers.
Jaune: *Softly* Uh, gotta turn these on.
He turns on the clippers; they start buzzing.
Jaune: *Softly* Look at that. It's uh, buzzing. N-eat. Hmm, uh, okay, what's next?
He puts the clippers down and picks up an empty bag of potato chips.
Jaune: *Softly* The next item is this... bag. Now obviously I ate the chips, salt and vinegar. They were delicious, in case you were wondering. There we go. There we go. This uh, this do anything for you? Okay, now I'll come over here, to your right ear...
Nora sneaks up behind Jaune while he is speaking. She begins breathing in, getting ready to make a huge noise.
Nora: *Calmly* Hey.
Jaune: AUGHH!
He jumps back from the shock. Amara enters the room and sits on Jaune's chair.
Amara: *Softly* Sorry about that, Jaune seems to be unconcious. Anyways, I'll put on some real ASMR for you.
She looks through her phone and puts on a playlist of all the Bob Ross episodes. All of the students who were listening were suddenly a lot calmer.
Nurse Ruby
Weiss Schnee is sitting in bed, groaning and clearly physically unwell. In walks Ruby.
Ruby: Yo, Weiss! We're about to do something funny. (notices Weiss is sick and gasps in concern) Weiss! Are you okay?
Weiss: *Weakly* Sick. Need medicine. Ugh...
Ruby: You got it! I know exactly what you need! I'll be right back!
Ruby zips away and returns almost immediately with a glass of milk, a video game cartridge and a rolled up poster.
Ruby: I'm right back! Alright, I got you everything you need! A warm glass of whole milk!
She places the milk on the shelf next to Weiss.
Weiss: Blech.
Ruby: My favorite video game, Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer Death Battle 2!
Weiss: Bleh.
Ruby: Ah, you're right. The first one was way better.
She places the cartridge on the shelf.
Ruby: And, finally, a motivational cat poster.
She unrolls the poster, revealing a picture of Blake desperately hanging onto some rope with the caption "Hang In There"
Ruby: Me-ow.
She places the poster on the shelf.
Weiss: Ruby, please! I don't need this! I need medicine!
Ruby: What!? Nah, this was the stuff my dad used to do for me when I was sick! It would always make me feel better!
Yang enters the room. Weiss turns to her desperately.
Weiss: Yang, please! I'm sick! I need-
Yang: Oh, I'll go get the whole milk!
She rushes off. Raviera then enters the room.
Weiss: Raviera? Where's your sister?
Raviera: She's out and about.
Weiss: I need medicine.
Raviera: Medicine. Okay what kind?
Weiss: Fever, cold.
Raviera: On it.
He flies off and comes back immeadiatly with medicine bottles and a picture of Amara.
Weiss: Thanks.
Raviera: Your welcome.
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FanfictionThis was inspired by NehpetsSanders! He has both a Wattpad and Deviantart so go check him out! He's one of my favorite writers both on Wattpad and Deviantart! I don't own RWBY, RWBY Chibi or Final Fantasy! Nor do I own the art or music used in this...
