Bathroom Break
Jaune waits desperately outside the bathroom door, squirming and groaning with discomfort.
Jaune: Oh, come on, I really have to go!
Ren: *From behind the closed bathroom door* Almost finished. Practice some patience.
Jaune: I don't need to practice patience, Ren, I need to... I need to use the restroom!
Pyrrha Nikos walks up to Jaune.
Pyrrha: Hey Jaune! What are you doing?
Jaune: Oh, hey, Pyrrha! Just, um, doing some new... fighting techniques, that, uh... I invented! *Pauses for a moment, then turns to Ren* You're killing me, Ren, I hope you know that.
Ren exits the bathroom.
Jaune: Thank you!
Nora strolls up to the bathroom door.
Nora: Do you mind if I use your bathroom? Ours is broken. I really, really, really, need to go, like for realsies.
But before Jaune gives an answer:
Nora: Thanks Jaune, you're the best!
She quickly enters the restroom and shuts the door in Jaune's face as he whimpers.
Pyrrha: That was very nice of you.
Jaune: That's me, Mr. Nice Guy. Oh my...
He flops onto the floor and starts rolling side to side on the floor.
Jaune: Think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts, think dry thoughts!
Pyrrha: Is this another one of your fighting moves?
Nora exits the restroom, but Sun immediately appears and goes for the door before Jaune can react.
Sun: Cool moves, dude!
He quickly darts into the bathroom, slamming the door in Jaune's face.
Jaune: NO! Ohh, you can do this, ohh, just a little bit longer, ohh, mommy's special boy!
He continues wriggling in pain.
Sun abruptly slams the door open, flattening Jaune against the wall.
Sun: Just had to wash my hands! All yours buddy.
He walks off.
Pyrrha: Are you okay babe? Do you still need to use the restroom?
Jaune: No. No, I'm good.
He starts sidling up against the wall and moving away from Pyrrha, making damp noises as he moves.
Pyrrha: Would you teach me some of those fighting moves? I've never seen anything like it.
Jaune: Sure, sure, just, uh... Need to do some laundry first...
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