Ocean's Eight Fanfiction

Stealing from the Duck

There was a silence as the seven other women stared at Debbie, half bemused, half questioning her mental well-being.

    Finally, Tammy spoke. "We're stealing from our president."

    "Yep."

    "How?!" Lou demanded.

    "Hey, you're the one who wanted to do something, so I'm thinking off the top of my head." Debbie shot back.

    Lou gave a snort and twisted her hair into a low ponytail. "'Kay, fine. What do you plan to steal, genius?"

    Daphne began to nervously finger Rose's curls as they waited for Debbie to answer.

    "Knock it off. That is gay." Rose said, swatting Daphne's fingers away.

    "Homophobic." Daphne muttered.

    Debbie drew in a deep breath, and it was evident that she was about to burst into laughter. "Alright, women," she said. "We're gonna steal President Trump's toupee."

    "TOUPEE?" They all squawked. 

    "Yep." Debbie said again, crossing her arms with a sneaky grin on her face. 

    Lou fell back and covered her eyes. "We're going all the way to Washington, D.C. to steal Donald Trump's hair."

    "Any of you a Trump supporter?"

    "No," They all said collectively. 

    "Then wonderful. We leave tomorrow at ten in the morning."