Harry Potter Headcanons

Wheres your boyfriend?

Draco: Hey, Weaslette, where's your boyfriend?

Ginny: ...?

Draco: You know, Potter. Scarhead. Golden boy. Chosen one. Green eyes. Ass so nice it could be holy.

Ginny: Actually, I'm dating Luna. Harry's gay.

Draco: ......

Ginny: ........

Draco: .........

Ginny: ...........

Draco: Really?

Ginny: Yes, really.

Draco: You're sure.

Ginny: Pretty damn sure.

Draco: ....

Ginny: .....

Draco: ........

Ginny: .........

Draco: ..........

Ginny: ............

Draco: Well if you excuse me for a moment.

*In the distance*

Draco: POTTER!!