Harry Potter Headcanons

Based on real events

Ravenclaw: Okay, okay, run this by me again one more time. You did what now!

Slytherin: So Hufflepuff gave me a hickey, right.

Ravenclaw: Right.

Slytherin: And I didn't want my mom to find out, right.

Ravenclaw: Right.

Slytherin: So, I did what any normal person would do and burnt my neck with a curling iron so she wouldn't be able to tell.

Ravenclaw:....

Ravenclaw: You dumb bitch.

Yes.
This actually happened.
My friend got a hickey and decided instead of using concealer and ice cubes to burn herself with a curling iron even tho she hasn't curled her hair in weeks.

She is a dumb bitch.

I cannot leave her alone anymore

I missed y'all so I thought why not post another chapter. This is kinda my therapy at the moment.

Also I've been thinking about making an avengers one shot/ headcanons book. Thoughts, comments,questions, concerns.

-Cassie🤓😎