*Two girls holding hands in the hallway being a couple*
Umbridge: Aww, how cute. They are such close friends.
Slytherin: Debbie, they're gay.
Umbridge: .... what?
Hufflepuff: *Covering Slytherins mouth* Nothing!
..........
*In the middle of class*
Gryffindor: Road work ahead?
The rest of the class since it's 2018 there is no blood Purity shit and everyone gets the references: UH, YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES!
Umbitch: I am confused.
Slytherin: Why are you confusion?
Umbridge: Do you mean confused.
Slytherin: No, I think you mean confusion.
*The rest of the class laughs*
Umbitch: I don't understand that reference.
Hufflepuff: *Chokes on spit*
Ravenclaw: *Whispers* Supernatural.
Gryffindor: GOD DAMMIT WHY DOES IT ALWAYS LEAD BACK TO SUPERNATURAL! IM ABOUT TO CRY!
Slytherin: Don't cry....
Hufflepuff: I swear to fucking god if you finish that sentence!
Slytherin:..... Craft.
*Entire class groans*
Ravenclaw: Who the fuck invited the Phandom?
Gryffindor: WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON?!?
Hufflepuff: *Turns to umbridge* Excuse my potty mouth. *Turns to Gryffindor* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Umbridge: Please....
Ravenclaw: Tommy, please?
(A/N that actually hurt to write)
Hufflepuff: WHYYYY NEWT WHYY?!?!! *Starts sobbing*
Umbridge: I quit.
Heyyyyy.... Don't kill me for all of those references.
I love you😬😁
Sorry my sick brain came up with this and then I had a coughing fit from laughing.
Qotd- How much do you hate me? And what fandoms are you in?
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!! I BRAG ABOUT ALL OF YOU ALL THE TIME!
Take some love before you leave. It's good for the soul:
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-Cassie🤓😎
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Harry Potter Headcanons
RandomExactly what the title says. As well as some one shots. I will take some requests.
