Harry Potter Headcanons

Umbridge Teaching Gen Z pt.2

Gryffindor: Hey, Huff. Can I waterfall your water?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, sure.

*Hands over empty water bottle*

Gryff: this bitch empty!

Gryff: Y E E T

*Throws bottle*

*Hits Umbridge*

Umbridge: Who threw that?!?

Huff: The pizza man.

Slytherin: Did you really just.. I hate you. And that show.

Huff: You're literally wearing Supernatural merch right now. We're wearing matching necklaces that quotes it.

Sly: ... Shut up.

Gryff: YALL TOO GAY FOR ME!

Umbritch, who for some weird reason who has been listening the entire time: They don't look happy at all.

Huff: Now that's gay.

Gryff: G A Y Y Y Y Y

Sly: I'm NoT GaY

Huff: Sly?

Sly: ... Yes

Huff: We are literally dating.

Sly: ..... Your point?

Ravenclaw: This is a mess.

I'm sorry.

This was in my brain.

Needed to get it out.

Though, my best friend has actually said that me and this other girl are to gay for her.

Sorry.

-Cassie🤓😎