Gilderoy Lockhart: I'm here to apply for the teaching position. I'm clearly qualified. I even went to hogwarts as a child.
Dumbledore: *Has flashback to when Lockhart was a student*
Dumbledore: Oh this is going to be good.
Lockhart: What was that?
Dumbledore: Nothing, you're hired.
*Lockhart leaves*
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore.
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Harry Potter Headcanons
RandomExactly what the title says. As well as some one shots. I will take some requests.
