Harry: Hey, Draco, did it hurt?
Draco: What?
Harry: When you fell from heaven?
Draco: Are you calling me Satan?
Harry: ...
Draco: That's the biggest compliment I've ever received. You know just the way to my heart.
Harry: .... Exactly!
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Harry Potter Headcanons
RandomExactly what the title says. As well as some one shots. I will take some requests.