Truth or dare (sander sides)

Headphones or patton? (Sry)

(Before this starts I just gotta say, you know I'm a extra ass bitch, and I had a lot of thoughts for this, so I mad this more...sad...sry. Also lots of grammar mistakes. You have been warned)

Sillyeli: HEYYYYY, VIRGIL

Virgil: what?

Sillyeli: River_dawg want you to pick between Patton always mad at you or lose your head phones

Patton: I could never be mad at him!

Sillyeli: it's not could, it's will

Logan: that made...a little bit of sense

Virgil: life would suck with Patton always being mad at me, and life would suck without headphones, so either way, life would suck.

Roman: witch life would suck the most tho?

Virgil: BOTH!...wait is this like real life?

Logan: ?...you okay?

Virgil: NO, I mean if I choose Patton always mad at me, will Patton always be mad at me?

Sillyeli: I don't know, try it

Virgil: ok, I choose Patton to always be mad at me

Patton: !?!? WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT, ARE YOU THAT STUPID? YOU WERE SUPOSE TO PICK LOSING YOUR HEADPHONES, BUT YOU CHOSE ME TO ALWAYS BE MAD AT YOU!!! ITS NOT THAT HARD TO SAY, "I choose my headphones to be gone" UNLESS YOU'RE TO FLIPPEN STUPID TO SAY IT, YOU IDEOT!!!

Sillyeli: wow...it worked

Logan: it did

Virgil: he sucks at insulting people

Roman: he's to innocent

Patton: awww thanks Roman

Virgil: wow...did it already go away

Patton: Ohhh, I wonder, NO STUPID, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT!?!? IT CLEARLY SAID, "or always have Patton to be mad at you" CAN YOU NOT LISTEN?!?!

Virgil: you're just calling me stupid, that doesn't offend me, dummy

Patton: oh like you can do better

Virgil: I would, but my friends tell me not to insult the homeless

Sillyeli: damn

Patton: ohh, be careful, you might cut yourself on that edge, oh wait, you already do that don't you?

Roman: ...to far, Patton....

Virgil: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME FOR CUTING MY SELF?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD!?!?

Sillyeli: ok, I think we should end this. Virgil say you would rather not have any headphone-

Patton & Virgil: shut up Eli

Sillyeli: ok, then

Patton: VIRGIL, MABYE YOU SHOULD STOP ACTING LIKE YOURE THE STRONG ONE HEAR, LIKE YOURE MORE MUTURE THEN ALL OF USE!! WE ALL KNOW YOU CRY YOUR SELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!!

Virgil: ...w-wel-

Patton: WE ALL KNOW HOW SAD YOU ARE IN YOUR ROOM, CRYING, CUTING, ACTING LIKE A TOTALL BABY!!

Logan: Patton, I think this should end, Virgil just say you don't want headphones

Virgil: ...I-I...c-can't...

Patton: ARE YOU GONNA CRY AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYING FACTS. BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO APPARENTLY CANT INSULT SOMEONE IS MAKING YOU FEEL BAD. OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW WORTHLESS YOU ARE!!!