im sorry sides, but, MORE RANDOMNESS!

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Sillyeli: MORE RANDOMNESS

Patton: YASSSSS!

Sillyeli: FROM River_dawg OBVIOUSLY

Virgil: I'm scared

Sillyeli: you should, look

Logan: YAY! I GET TO SIT THIS ONE OUT *puts on onesie* YASSSSS

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Logan: YAY! I GET TO SIT THIS ONE OUT *puts on onesie* YASSSSS

Everyone: I GOTTA ACT STRAIGHT!!

Sillyeli: *nods*

Virgil: ok River_dawg look, there's A LINE, AND YOU PASSED IT!!

Patton: I'm gonna die!

Virgil: we're all gonna die today

Roman: who's gonna start?

Sillyeli: um..........Patton!

Patton: NO! I don't know what is there!

Sillyeli: that's the point

Virgil: I think Patton has the worst.

Patton: River_dawg you just gave me a cookie, and now you're treating me like this!?! WHY!?!?

sillyeli: just eat the couch cushion food

Patton: * lift up couch cushion* *gags* THERES A ROTTON TOMATO!!

Logan: HA!

Roman: gosh

Virgil: shoot, I'm sorry Patton

Patton: EEEEKKKK

Sillyeli: put it in you're mouth!

Virgil: that's what he said!

Patton: *puts the rotten tomato, in his mouth* *gags*

Roman: that's gross

Sillyeli:5..4..3

Virgil: Patton looks like he just died, came back alive, ate shit, puked it up, and ate it again

Sillyeli:2..1, you can take it out now

Virgil: that's what she said!

Patton: *spits it out, RUNS to the sink, and washes his mouth*

Sillyeli: now, ROMAN

Roman: I'll get the phone *gets phone. Puts random numbers in the phone, and calls*

Random person: hello?

Roman: oh, say can you see

Random person: what?

Roman: by the dawn's early light

Random person: Jake!?!

Roman: what's so proudly we hailed

Random person: look I'm sorry we broke up. But you gotta let it go.

Roman: at the Twilight's last gleaming

Random person: you already told me, you can sing good

Roman: whose Broad stripes and bright stars

Random person: this is why we broke up, you're always so full of you're self!

Roman: ugh, she hanged up!

Sillyeli: Virgilllllll

Virgil: already ahead of you

Random person: hello?

Virgil: um...I wanted to know if I can get 30 teardrops on my face

Random person: um...how old are you?

Virgil: um...29

Random person: oh, depression

Virgil: ?!? What!?!

Random person: I thought you were a emo kid, but you just have depression

Virgil: I don't Have depression

Random person: why would you want this then?

Virgil: because....I don't know

Random person: see, depression

Virgil: I...guess

Random person: if you need anyone to talk to just call this number ok?

Virgil:...o..k?

Random person: k, bye!

Virgil: ...bye? *hangs up* what just happened!?!?

Roman: you got...a... therapist?

Virgil: I guess...the hell?

Patton: ELI! KOALA TIME!

Silleli: oh, yeah....um.... koalas, koalas...um....they look cute, but don't be fooled you little toot. they will literally bite your face, and eat off like it just a race.

Virgil: *hits the walls to make a beat*

Sillyeli: um.. koalas koalas, The fight all night, just go outside and see the site. All I'm saying is I'm warning you if you go by a koala they might fool you

Patton: damn...that was pretty sick

Virgil: I would buy that on I tunes

Roman: same!

Sillyeli: well....that's the end of this chapter

Everyone: BYE!

(Sry if it got boring, I kinda lost my mojo in the middle, But hopefully you like it)

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