Weird

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Ok...just look. That last chapter I made, was really damn sad, and I'm feeling so much better now! So...here's some weird things ya boi does

Weird things about me

1. I hate it when people don't close doors! I don't know why! I just can't stand it!

2. I can make my thumb go backwards

3. I was born with a weird...thing(?) I have two different ears, one is my dads ear, and the other one is my moms ear. And my ears are completely different

4. I FLIPPEN LOVE BOWTIES!

5. I have trypophobia (?) (I don't know how to spell it)

6. I can gleek on purpose, which a lot of people can't do (if you don't know what gleeking is, look it up)

7: I can touch my nose with my tongue

8: I'm triple jointed

9: I have a very low voice for a girl

10: I talk so fast, and miss pronounce words on purpose and not on purpose. For example I call coca-Cola Cuca-Cola. I can't say jacuzzi. I always call pizza as....pizza(?) I say it like piZZa, I don't say the T. I say flower as flyer. There's,so much I'm just gonna cut it off

11: I almost dies about....6 times. One when I was a baby, I stuck my hand in a elevator door while it was closing...i don't know how my hand didn't get like chopped off! When I was 2 I flipped over in that little donut thing and almost drowned. I poisonous spider landed on my head and almost hit me. I almost got run over by a car. I was on a very high building and almost fell off. And last but not least (this ones the scariest for me) I was at this "lake" and in a specific Area, if you put your nose under the water, a bug will crawl in and eat you brain (I saw it happen in real life) and I....I feel in that area, I don't know how I survived! (You guys probably don't believe me...*sighs*)

12: I love Halloween!

13: I love being scared!

14: every time we go somewhere fancy, and the person there is super homophobic, I wear a suit (I have a lot of homophobic friends and enemies)

15: I have the darkest eyes in the world!

16: I can make a bunch of weird noises

Weird songs I know

1. Deepthroat ( I Only know this because of my friend!)

2. Fuck you (I love this song)

3.Sincerely me

4. Freaky

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