Truth or dare (sander sides)

Another competition!

Sillyeli: PATTON!! VIRGIL!! DOWN HERE!

Virgil: what?

Patton: yeah, what?

Sillyeli: you guys have three days to make a song, I wanna see if Virgil will beat Patton, because he beat Romans

Patton: LETS DO THIS!!!

Patton's

Roman: What's the song about?

Patton: I see you're the one holding the camera now-

Roman: just answer the question!

Patton: about how, LIFE IS FUN!!

Roman: well...that's boring

Patton: I'm gonna need Logan's help though

Roman: why?

Patton: you'll see!

Virgil's

Roman: what's the song gonna be about?

Virgil:...my life sucks

Roman: expected that

Three days later

Sillyeli: Ready? BEGIN!!

(my life sucks - Scott Sire)
Virgil:
Ok, uh, I like how this is goin' uh, right now
Um, maybe we can switch it up a little
-Patton, can you make my voice deeper?
Like one of those lil' Wayne tracks?

Mama won't buy David Dobrick merch
No, she won't stick her sticky in her purse
And if she don't give me money, Imma steel from church
'Cause, I can't let Patton get the merch first

My birthday April 1st
And I never celebrate
'Cause, last time I chocked on a pice of cake

When I turned eight
Mama said i was a mistake
Didn't really bother me though
I took it okay

Internet trolls
Always callin' me weird

I get Mad shade
Thrown at me by all of my peers

I've been a Sad man
For like 29 years

I'm not dabbing on my haters
I'm just hiding my tears

Zoloft
Prozac
Lexapro

All
Antidepressants
That I've
Tried before

I do my best to hide it
But my friends all know

I live a good life
But to me
It blows

Zoloft
Prozac
Lexapro

All
Antidepressants
That I've
Tried before