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ELI: EVERYONE GET DOWN!
VIRGIL: wuzup
ROMAN: Jello
LOGAN: hello
PATTON: ho-
ELI: we get it, you're all here, you don't need to all individually say "hi" in a different way
REMY: harsh, but ok
ELI: Roman!
ROMAN: wot
ELI: name 5 body parts that Virgil likes to Kiss
VIRGIL: Why am I being exposed here!?! I didn't sign up for th-
ELI: Shhhhh, let him talk
ROMAN: 1, lips. 2, cheeks. 3, neck. 4, chest. 5, di-
VIRGIL: Roman! (Embarrassed)
ROMAN: what?
VIRGIL: yo-d-no-the-st-wh-..(sighs)..just shut up
ELI: Patton!
PATTON: wot m8
ELI: go outside and dance like a cowboy
PATTON: how do you 'dance like a cowboy'
DECEIT: just act like your on a horse or something
PATTON: ok *goes outside*
Outside
PATTON: *dances like a cowboy*
RANDOM PERSON: (honks) GET OUT THE ROAD YOU DUMBA$$!!
PATTON: *goes back inside*
Inside
LOGAN: Did you go in the middle of the street!?
PATTON: yeah, it's outside
LOGAN: (facepalms) Jesus
ELI: Speaking Of Jesus, your gonna need some Logan!
LOGAN: (confused)
ELI: take off ya clothes. Except your underwear
LOGAN: WHAT!?
ELI: you're not deaf, ya heard what I said.
LOGAN: ...why-
ELI: do it already!
LOGAN: god damn, fine
3 mins later
LOGAN: Wot up
ROMAN: Jesus Christ! (Covers eyes) you didn't need to pop up outta no where like that
LOGAN: (chuckles)
VIRGIL: (looks away from Logan) I'm not gonna be able to look at you, or take you seriously.
LOGAN: too bad. (Sits down)
REMY: (moon walks) She was more like a beauty queen, from across the scene, UH!
DECEIT: stop.
REMY: (mumbles) that's not what you said last n-
DECEIT: stop!
REMY: (chuckles) (moonwalks to get coffee from the living room)
ELI: Deceit, show your browser history.
DECEIT: ok. (Lets them look laptop)
EVERYONE: (looks through)
BROWSER HISTORY :
Dog images
where's the closest target
How do fish breath?
(Etc)
ELI: why is it so clean?
DECEIT: I use incognito
ELI: ....BIT-
VIRGIL: before you say that I found something kinda weird
DECEIT: (confused) what is it?
VIRGIL: (reds it) "Remy sander a-
DECEIT: (takes laptop) that's enough for today
YOU ARE READING
Truth or dare (sander sides)
HumorYes I know a lot of people do this but...I want to do this. So please leave comments, ??
