Sillyeli: GUYS! I GOT THE BEST THING EVER!Patton: what is it?
Sillyeli:
Roman: Yes!Patton: YEs!
Logan: YES!
Virgil: why not?
Sillyeli: really!?!? I thought you would say "no"
Virgil: well...why not
Patton: RIGHT NOW!! NO TIME TO WAIST!! TURN HIM YOUNGGGGG!
Sillyeli: ok...gosh *does magic to make Virgil young*
5 year old Virgil: howdy!
Logan: *shocked*...we've found something cuter then Patton
5 year old Virgil: what? Why are you guys sharing at me!?!Sillyeli: does he have a speech impediment?
Patton: yeah. He can't say T R CH
Roman: I'm...dying
5 year old Virgil: weally!?! Do you need help!?
Sillyeli: wait?...he's actually 5 years old!
Patton: yeah...?
Sillyeli: no like...he doesn't now we turned him 5 years old!
Roman: ohhh...that means he only knows what we taught him when he was 5!
Logan: he's a actual kid
Patton: CAN WE KEEP HIM LIKE THIS!?!?!
Sillyeli: I mean....we could but....that would be rude
Roman: WHO CARES!?!?
Sillyeli: ok look, we'll make a deal. I keep him like this for 2 more chapters ok?
Everyone: YES!
5 year old Virgil: whahs (whats) happening?
Patton: nothing!
5 year old Virgil: who are you?
Patton: I'm Patton!
5 years old Virgil: one of my fwends (friends) is named Pahhon (Patton)
Roman: I'm Roman!
5 year old Virgil: I have a fwend named Roman hoo! (Too)
Logan: I'm Logan
5 year old Virgil: AGAIN! I HAVE A FWEND NAMED LOGAN!
Sillyeli: I'm Eli
5 year old Virgil: I dont have a fwend named Eli
Patton: he's so precious!!!
Roman: come here *picks young Virgil up*
5 Year old Virgil: whah (what) you doing!?!
Roman: why is he so damn CUTE!!
5 year old Virgil: I'm not cuhe (cute)!
Roman: yes you are!
5 year old Virgil: *jumps down* RAWR!! FEAR ME!! *runs in circles*
Sillyeli: *fakes being scared* Run away!! He's gonna kill,us!
5 year old Virgil: You know I am! *chases Patton* imma geh (get) you!
Patton: *runs away* AHhHHHHhhh HELP ME!
5 year old Virgil: *jumps on Patton* I goh (got) you!
Logan: *picks 5 year old Virgil" you have sharp teeth?
5 year old Virgil: yeah! And I'll bihe (bite) you wihh (with) them!
Logan: no seriously, look *gives 5 year old Virgil a mirror*
5 year old Virgil: woooow....thats cool. *yawns* I'm tired! I wanna go ho (to) sleep
Patton: *takes 5 year old Virgil from Logan) ok, let's take you to your bed
5 year old Virgil: ZZZzzzz
Sillyeli: he's so cute!....anyways leave your dares and truths in the comments. And yes baby Virgil will be a baby for 2 more chapter...maybe 3
Everyone: bye!
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