(Before this starts I need to say, I HAVE SO MANY DARES TO DO RIGHT NOW!!! Holy cow! I might do some tomorrow, so sorry if I don't do it today. Also, my cousins are here so, this might be the last one I do today, unless someone comes up with a really funny dare/truth)
Patton: *wakes up and goes to closet*....*sees that his Cardigans are gone*...?....what?
Logan: *barges in* get ready! We're gonna watch a movie!
Patton: k, be there in a sec
Logan: k, bye *leaves*
Patton: *goes back to what he's doing* were are they?
Logan: *yells from downstairs* HURRY UP!
Patton: OK, IM COMING!!! gosh, can you be patient?!?!?! *puts on jacket, walks downstairs*
Virgil: wow..you look different!
Patton: is it bad?
Virgil: no, just different
Patton: *rolls eyes* I'm gonna make a sandwich
Roman: can I have one?
Patton: you make one! I'm not your maid!
Roman: ok...jeez
Patton: *walks to couch, and sits on it*
Logan: *sits right next to Patton, resting his head on his shoulder*
Patton: *annoyed* can you..scoot a little?
Logan: ...what?
Patton: do you know what personal space is?
Logan: ...yes-
Patton: well then, give me some!
Logan: *shocked and sad* oh...ok *moves away*
Virgil: *whispers to Roman* what Patton's deal?
Roman: *shrugs* I don't know?
Patton: when's the movie starting?
Virgil: in about...5 minutes, we still have to wait for Eli
Patton: *annoyed* ELI!!! WE HAVE A MOIVE!! GET DOWN HERE!!
Sillyeli: *really tired* hello
Patton: wow...you look like shit
Sillyeli: *sarcastically* thanks, I didn't get to brush my hair!
Virgil: *flashbacks to Headphones or Patton?* *one tear falls down*
Roman: *sees Virgil* wow, what's wrong?
Virgil: *wipes tear* oh, nothing
Patton: *annoyed* can we start the movie now?!?!?!
Virgil: uh, yeah *puts on movie*
The Meg (that's the movie, I saw that movie a few days ago actually)
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Patton: *scoffs* this movie? It sucks
Virgil: *annoyed* if you don't like it, then go upstairs!
Patton: I will! *walks upstairs*
Virgil: why is Patton acting like an asshole?
Logan: *shrugs*
Patton: what did you say about me?!?!?
Virgil: I said you're acting like an asshole!
Patton: whatever, Bitch!
Virgil: *mad* What Did You Just Say?!?!?!
Patton: I said...you....are....a....bitch! Can you not hear?!?!
Virgil: just goes upstairs! I'm to tired to fight with you
Patton: you would cry anyways
Virgil: WHAT!?!?!
Sillyeli: wow,wow,wow,wow...just stop! We're not trying to re-create Headphones or Patton!!! Ok?!?!
Patton: what you should of said was, "we're not trying to make Virgil cry again!"
Virgil: fuck You
Patton: wow, so original. You deserve a praise for that!
Roman: GUYS! JUST STOP!
Logan: yeah! Stop!
Patton: shut up Logan!
Logan: *shocked* meany
Virgil: I thought you were just being mean in Headphones or Patton because of the dare, but turns out your just a bitch
Patton: That means I can make a cry baby with out a stupid dare!
Virgil: roses are red, violets are blue, I've got 5 fingers, the middle one's for you *flips him off*
Patton: I could eat a hole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter comeback then that
Virgil: if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of the pretty
Patton: maybe if you ate some of that makeup, you would be pretty on the inside
Virgil: aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand
Patton: I'd slap you, but then that would be animal abuse
Virgil: you're the reason god created middle finger
Sillyeli: BREAK IT UPPPPP!!!
Roman: ITS BEEN LIKE 5 MINS!
Virgil: I wanna hear this bitches comeback
Patton: I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did
Sillyeli: *mumbles* damn
Virgil: sorry hun, but unlike you. I'm not a doorhnob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more like a casino we're only the lucky ones hit the jackpot
Patton: first of all, I am not a slut, and secondly, I'm the opposite of slut, because I'll never give a fuck!
Virgil: you're talking like an idiot
Patton: of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me!?!?
Sillyeli: K, YOU NOW WHAT?!? IM JUST GONNA STOP THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE YOU GUYS CANT END YOUR SLEF!
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I didn't see the "make Virgil take it" so just...ignore that
