drunken mistake - cartman x reader

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The names y/n l/n. I've been going to South Park high for three months now. We moved here from h/t because we really didn't like it there. Right as we moved, my dad easily got a got at the South Park Movie Theater. My mom, she works at Hells Pass Hospital as a nurse. So, I guess you could say that we're pretty loaded on money and have a decent sized house.

I managed to make friends pretty quickly: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick. We sit together at lunch every day at school, we go ice skating together, play video games together, watch Terrence and Philip together, and go to the movies together. I think they enjoy going to the movies the most though. Which is good because I get in for free and they get a discount since my dad works there.

Personally, I think that Cartman and I get along the best. For one, we both hate hippies, jews, gingers, midgets, and just people in general. We like to pick on Kyle quite a bit. I try to lay off on Kyle a little, cause I don't want him to not like me as a friend anymore. Cartman and I both are bad kids, ya know, like always getting detentions, and shit like that.

I'll admit something though. I have a crush on him. Not like a huge one, but one bearable enough to wear I can hide it from him. To where it isn't noticeable to him. I never really blush, so I guess that's a good thing. The only person that knows about my crush on him is Kenny. But, Kenny hasn't spilled yet. 

Kenny asks me sometimes how I fell for such a fat, racist, narcissistic, insane, shit head like him. I tell him that I see past all of that. Cartman and I hang out together just me and him, a lot. And I've learned that he has a soft side. Kenny, he didn't belive me, so I literally just walked away.

I mean, everyone has a soft side right? Even one of the biggest dicks in school, right? Well I mean yea, they should. Nobody can't just be flat out mean, like me. Heheh, people say I'm worse than him sometimes.