*The Ninia is a type of snake, therefor Yoongi = Yooninia in case you don't get it
*Flying snakes are a real thing, so in the fic I had them go to flying practice (flying snakes are horrifying)
*Brutal killing aka being pierced with a rock (im sorry yoongecko)
*yes yooninia was a gecko transgeckos exist
Chenle POV/Focus
Chenle was now coiled in between a snake's tail. He could be suffocated in a second, only if Snakejin squeezed a little harder. "Yooninia, go bring Snakejin to the BIGsHIT center again. I thought this time he'd be able to slither it up, but apparently not. Still talking to the same old snails." Yooninia sighed. "Again, Snakejin? You should just stay there. Not even Snakejoon wants to put up with your shit."
"I'm sorry, I'll try to go to your flying practice next time, Yoongecko."
"WHAT THE SHIT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME YOONGECKO YOU BIG SHITE" Yooninia shouted.
"I mean you were a gecko, ri-"
...
A rock pierced through the air, through Yooninia's throat. He fell down in trauma.
-
a/n: i thought this was gonna be long but i guess I was wrong
that rhymed
anyways sorry yoongi stans :( the worst part is what his final words were.
ESTÀS LLEGINT
SLIMEY LOVE | Seungjin SLUG SNAIL! AU
HumorIn which snails and slugs find their true identity, and knock down the fake persona they've always pretended to be. *book two, SLIMEY LOVE: alone started; aug 18th, 2018 ended; sep 15, 2018 HIGHEST RANKING: 268 in #the8 out of 1000+ {I didn't know i...
