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✨c.soonyi:
ew why did you send so many messages

you:
yo where were you

you:
i had to put up with jimin all day yesterday smh

✨c.soonyi:
k but you got to see his ass tho 👀

you:
tru tru

you:
it's a perfect ass

you:
the perfect curve, with a lil but of firmness but also very plump

you:
no homo tho

✨c.soonyi:
nah all homo dude that ass is too good to be true

you:
,, damn u rite

you:
but anyway where were you yesterday

✨c.soonyi:
ironing the microwave with my dog

✨c.soonyi:
just a typical wednesday hahahahahahahahaha

you:
yesterday was saturday

✨c.soonyi:
,,,, hahahahahahahah tru that bro

you:
just tELL me where your frankenstein lookin ass was smh

✨c.soonyi:
no 🤪

you:
i'm gonna beat your ass 🤪

✨c.soonyi:
kinky 🤪

you:
drown 🤪

✨c.soonyi:
fuckin rude

you:
not as rude as you not telling me where you were

✨c.soonyi:
boi stfu you're not my dad

you:
you're right

you:
i'm your daddy 😩✊

✨c.soonyi:
why are you so kinKY WTF

you:
;)

✨c.soonyi:
i'm uncomf ew stOP STOP STOP

you:
i'll stop if you tell me where you were

✨c.soonyi:
dude it's not even a big deal wtf

✨c.soonyi:
just cause i didn't reply for a day doesn't mean i was in the hospital or some shit lmao

✨c.soonyi:
even though that's exactly where i was oof ❗️
error, message not sent!

✨c.soonyi:
so uhhhhhhh chill your boobies

✨c.soonyi:
hakuna your tatas

✨c.soonyi:
de stress your breasts

✨c.soonyi:
relax your racks

you:
mhm k i get the point

you:
ik you're just jealous of my double g boobies

✨c.soonyi:
dAMN

✨c.soonyi:
impressive

✨c.soonyi:
how u do that

you:
years of practice child

✨c.soonyi:
ah yes

✨c.soonyi:
it all makes sense now

✨c.soonyi:
thank you, o wise one 😪✊