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members:
expensivejoon, kimsuccjin, agustdicc, hoesucc, jibooty, juancock, ✨c.soonyi, you

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jibooty:
wassup hoes

kimsuccjin:
why aren't you and hobi home yet

jibooty:
hobi injured his ankle cause of dancing and shit

jibooty:
so i'm at the hospital with him

expensivejoon:
it is a bad injury??

jibooty:
nah it's just a small fracture

juancock:
this dick ain't small tho

you:
go and drink your chocolate milk jhunfuck

juancock:
i swear to our lord and saviour jesus christ that imma slap your ass into oblivion next time you call me anything other than jungkook

agustdicc:
why is there a baby making threats

juancock:
i'm

juancock:
not even surprised

you:
shh nap time

juancock:
you know what fuck you im gonna go take a nap and i'm gonna enjoy it you fuckin asshole

you:
someone stop this baby from swearing

juancock:
perish

expensivejoon:
guys stfu where's soonyi??

expensivejoon:
she still hasn't read any messages

you:
she probably broke her phone or smth

agustdicc:
she's probably getting that dick

you:
oh fuck yeah

✨c.soonyi:
i have been summoned

you:
dude where the fuck has your ugly ass been the chats been dry without you

✨c.soonyi:
wow

✨c.soonyi:
how touching

✨c.soonyi:
but dw hoes i just went out with some friends and i only just got back

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private message

jibooty:
hey soonyi??

✨c.soonyi:
yee

jibooty:
why didn't you check your messages for like 28 hours

✨c.soonyi:
sleepover

✨c.soonyi:
with some friends

✨c.soonyi:
i didn't know the wifi password and uhhh i ran out of mobile data yikes

jibooty:
mhmm

✨c.soonyi:
fuk do you mean 'mhmm'???

✨c.soonyi:
jimin i'm telling the truth lmao

jibooty:
mhm

jibooty:
if you're telling the truth then why did i just see you lying in one of the beds at the hospital?