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you:
wait what do i wear

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hmmmm

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should i bring my pet cactus ??

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his name is jerry

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i think you'd like him

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yo i'm heading out now

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eEEE im excited and all that soft shit😌🤙🤙

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ay you haven't been checking your messages for like the past couple hours

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i'm almost there

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oOF AHHH

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eeEEE we five minutes away lads !!!

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iM IN THE CAFÉ THOT !!

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where u at tho

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well i can't see u so imma order and take a seat cause my ass hurts

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imma order u the worst tasting shit on the menu hol up

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hehheheh

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hope you like 99% sugar and 68 vanilla pumps coffee with 58 espresso shots boo 😋🤙

you:
i don't really know if that's a thing i kinda just said random shit but he's making something so 😋✊

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the coffee got here before you did smh

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i drank your drink cause you took too long

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and lemme say

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not as bad as expected 🤠🤙

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i am talkking to jerry noiw tho

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i thibk tge drinkk had drugs ib it lmaoooakiao

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lmaooooo bro if u thinka bout it

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bees cab fuckkin fly and shiut

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life iss crazxy mann

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i apologise for those past message that was me a few hours ago and i am a different person now 😪🤙

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the coffee wore off 😔✊

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k it's been hours and you still aren't here and i'm kinda scared so imma ask around to see if anyone's seen you lmao

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oh shit

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oh fuck

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shit fuck ass dick fuck shit shit shit

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please tell me that you never came to the café

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please tell me that you forgot to charge your phone and it's just out of battery or some shit

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please don't tell me that you were the girl that passed out in the café a couple hours ago and had to be taken out by an ambulance

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please tell me that wasn't you

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fuck

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don't worry soonyi

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i'm coming