you:
i'm back home!!
you:
i've been back for two minutes and jungkook has arm wrestled me 10 times this bitch gets biceps and don't know how to act
you:
oi
you:
talk to me
you:
stop ignoring meeee :((
you:
i will literally spam you
you:
sTOP
you:
LEAVING ME
you:
ON
you:
READ
you:
omg fine i'm sorry i beat you at mario kart 57 times in a row
✨c.soonyi:
.
you:
bro hOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IT'S LIKE THE RULE TO LET YOU WIN AFTER YOUR 10TH FAILURE
you:
like tf it ain't my fault ur terrible at mario kart smh
✨c.soonyi:
take that bACK i'm not bad at the game
✨c.soonyi:
i'm not even that bothered about it dude.
you:
ok first of all- you're using full stops in you're texts which means you're very bothered
you:
and secondly
you:
you sent an email to nintendo calling them "homophobic pieces of dick cheese" because you fell off the rainbow road track twice
you:
but apart from that
✨c.soonyi:
...
you:
i think an apology is in order?? :))))))
you:
don't you??? :)))))))))))))))))))))
✨c.soonyi:
no
you:
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you:
apologise bitch
✨c.soonyi:
ugh fine
✨c.soonyi:
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you:
...
you:
u know what that's the best i'm gonna get so
you:
i forgive u
✨c.soonyi:
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you:
oh shit
you:
noot noot
you:
noot
you:
nOOT NOOT
✨c.soonyi:
...noot noot?
you:
:) noot
✨c.soonyi:
nootnoot noot
you:
:o
you:
nOOT NOOT NOOT NOOTNOOT
✨c.soonyi:
:,( noot...
you:
🥺noot noot, noot noot noot
✨c.soonyi:
😳 noot noot noot noot 😳👉👈
you:
:)
✨c.soonyi:
ok quick question what the fuck just happened
you:
idk man i swear i blacked out and then i regained consciousness and saw this shit on my screen
you:
like
you:
that's not me fellas
✨c.soonyi:
same dude
✨c.soonyi:
did we just get fucking possessed by pingu
you:
awh fuck yeah
you:
that's awesome
✨c.soonyi:
hella 😎
✨c.soonyi:
lmao i dare u to go up to namjoon and start a conversation with him in pingu language
you:
LMAOO K
you:
i walked into his studio and he said he was gonna dropkick me if i spoke
you:
so long story short i now have a bruise on my ass
✨c.soonyi:
lmaoo
you:
my ass hurts and all u do is laugh at me
you:
ur a great girlfriend
✨c.soonyi:
oh sorry
✨c.soonyi:
here u go
✨c.soonyi:
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you:
i hate u
✨c.soonyi:
love u too b
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new message • kth
Fanfiction•in which a kim taehyung receives a new message from an unknown number• •🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕• ❝ 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨?? ❞ ❝ 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 ❞ ...
