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you:
what

✨c.soonyi:
idk dude i think ur phone bugged out or smth

you:
nah

you:
couldn't be me sis

you:
i don't have an android

you:
this bitch don't speak broke

✨c.soonyi:
proceeds to buy convenience store clothes

you:
is this a threat

✨c.soonyi:
anYway

✨c.soonyi:
what did u mean by that

you:
by what

✨c.soonyi:
that

you:
what

✨c.soonyi:
that

you:
what

✨c.soonyi:
boi if u don't-

✨c.soonyi:
tHE THING u said

✨c.soonyi:
the fuckign uhhhhh 'it's u soonyi' shit

you:
i do not recall saying that

you:
perhaps ur dog said it

you:
maybe a bowl from your kitchen

you:
it could possibly even be a flapjack

you:
some things are just meant to be left a secret ☺️💓☺️💓

you:
especially that fucking thing you heard so keep your mouth sHUT sis

you:
☺️

✨c.soonyi:
but i want to know what you meANT u fucking asswipe

you:
i believe the term is 'âsswipé'

✨c.soonyi:
bitch u ain't french tf

you:
but i'm good at french kissing 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😜😜😜😜😜😜😜📈📈📈📈📈📈❌❌❌❌

✨c.soonyi:
fuckboy alert fuckboy alert

you:
wee woo wee woo

✨c.soonyi:
bitch that's an ambulance

you:
cool

✨c.soonyi:
but dUDE come on i wanna know

✨c.soonyi:
u said my name so i have to know

✨c.soonyi:
that like.... the law

you:
sorry i can't hear u

✨c.soonyi:
goddamnit....

✨c.soonyi:
u know what

✨c.soonyi:
since ur being a dickwad

✨c.soonyi:
and u won't tell me what u meant by that

✨c.soonyi:
i'll interpret it my own way and make my own story up so that i can hear what i want to hear 😜✌️

✨c.soonyi:
quiche????

you:
i-

you:
bitch the fuck a quiche gotta do with this???

✨c.soonyi:
no u know how people make a point and the go 'quiche?' to make sure the other person understands

you:
n o ? ? ?

you:
oHHH

you:
u mean capris

you:
u just a dumb bitch

✨c.soonyi:
sis wtf r u on about

✨c.soonyi:
i know for a FACT nobody fuckin goes 'capris' after a sentence 😭😭

✨c.soonyi:
fuckin dumbass

you:
oh because quiche was definitely the right phrase wasn't it

✨c.soonyi:
omg r u actually trying to fight

✨c.soonyi:
mate i will bloody bodyslam you

✨c.soonyi:
my dads john cena don't even try it

you:
but what if i'm john cena

you:
cause a bitch bout to disappear🥵

✨c.soonyi:
but why tho

you:
cause i don't want u to beat me up

you:
anyway

you:
u can't see me 😋✌️ also stop asking questions about the thing i said k bye love u!!!

✨c.soonyi:
waIT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS

you:
bitch i said goodbye don't ask questions love u

you:
tf don't u understand about that

✨c.soonyi:
smh

✨c.soonyi:
bye bitch

✨c.soonyi:
suck my dick

✨c.soonyi:
subscribe to pewdiepie

✨c.soonyi:
eat some chicken

✨c.soonyi:
get that bread

✨c.soonyi:
anyway yeah i'm done bye

✨c.soonyi:
love u too u ugly bitch 💓

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