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lil dick squad
members:
expensivejoon, kimsuccjin, agustdicc, hoesucc, jibooty, juancock, ✨c.soonyi, you

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✨c.soonyi:
happy 3rd birthday jongclock !!

juancock:
it's my birthday and i'm still being bullied 😔

you:
the grind never stops 🤪👏

kimsuccjin:
juandock just cause you're 3 now doesn't mean you can steal my fUCKING FOOD YOU FUCKING HO

juancock:
sorry can't hear you over the sound of me eating your food

kimsuccjin:
it may be your birthday but that won't stop me from whooping your ass

juancock:
sounds like a great birthday present i look forward to it

agustdicc:
guys where's the nearest orphanage

expensivejoon:
like 2 streets away why

agustdicc:
perfect

agustdicc:
jhungock get in my car i'm gonna drive you to a surprise place for your birthday !!

juancock:
oh wow !!!!

juancock:
lmao sike they banned me from going in there cause i made all the kids sing gucci gang while dabbing

juancock:
i remain a legend to those children 😪✊

agustdicc:
dang it 😔 foiled again

hoesucc:
there's another one like 30 mins away

agustdicc:
perfect

agustdicc:
jhungock get in my car i'm gonna drive you to a surprise place for your birthday !!

juancock:
oh wow !!!!

juancock:
y'all gotta find me first 😛

jibooty:
why is jeinhook stuck in a cupboard

you:
wait which cupboard

you:
park jimin which fucking cupboard

jibooty:
the third one from the left in the kitchen damn bitch

you:
jEON JUNGFUCK GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THAT CUPBOARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL EXPOSE YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

juancock:
😛 try me bitch

you:
well you asked for it

juancock:
wait

juancock:
wait wait no

juancock:
tae are you actually gonna expose me

juancock:
please don't please don't please don't

you:
if you're reading this it's too late

juancock:
tAE NO

you:
should have thought about that before you shoved your big ass into my noodle cupboard

juancock:
iM SORRY IM SORRY IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

you:
do y'all hear smth??

juancock:
pLEASE

you:
lmao nope

you:
here goes

you:
our sweet little jungleduck here

juancock:
no no no no no no no no no

you:
has a teenyyy weennyyyy tinyy lil crush

juancock:
no no no no nO NO NO NO

you:
on a certain someone in this group chat 😏😏

juancock:
no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

you:
here's a hint: jenfookle's straight

juancock:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

you:
oops my finger slipped 😔

juancock:
yOU ASSHOLE ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS AGAINST THE LAW TO EXPOSE SOMEONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY !!

✨c.soonyi:
,,

✨c.soonyi:
i gotta go cook the tv sorry guys

✨c.soonyi:
gotta blast 🚀