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lil dick squad
members:
expensivejoon, kimsuccjin, agustdicc, hoesucc, jibooty, juancock, ✨c.soonyi, you

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juancock:
gUESS WHAT BITCHES

agustdicc:
no

juancock:
thank you for the enthusiasm

juancock:
bUT THIS LIL HOE

juancock:
THIS LIL TODDLER 👀 @ taehyung come at me bitch

juancock:
GOT THE GIRL 😪✊✊✊

✨c.soonyi:
tru that

hoesucc:
wAIT REALLY ??

hoesucc:
FUCK YEAH !!! NOW THAT MEANS THAT SHE'LL COME OVER TO VISIT YOU AND WE'LL GET TO SEE HER IN PERSON

juancock:
uhh hoebi imma need you to tone it down a lil but there bud she's my girlfriend not yours thank you very muCH

hoesucc:
bitch i'm gay stfu

juancock:
ur bisexual you horse

hoesucc:
o shit you right

✨c.soonyi:
ayy hobi same

agustdicc:
why are there so many gays in the chat

jibooty:
boi you're gay too

agustdicc:
damn bitch u rite

juancock:
bUT ANYWAY !!

juancock:
where are my 'oH mY gOd jUngKooK !!! wELL dOnE !! yOu gOt aN aMaZiNg giRl tO gO oUt wiTh yOu !! yOuRe sO aMaZiNg jUngKoOk i wiSh i cOulD bE jUsT liKe yOu !!'s

✨c.soonyi:
idiot

juancock:
this dick ain't small tho

expensivejoon:
@ soonyi is tho

expensivejoon:
in her previous insta post she posed next to the statue in daegu which stands at 5"4,,, and she was shorter than it

✨c.soonyi:
yikes stalker

jibooty:
aWH HELL NAH

jibooty:
YOUVE BEEN CALLING ME A SHORTIE,,, AN ANT,,, A HOBBIT,, FOR MONTHS ,,,,,, AND YOURE SHORTER THAN ME ??????????

juancock:
sOONYI YOU GOT EVEN CUTER IM SO LUCKY HNNGGGGGGG

agustdicc:
someone pLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD tell jernfuck to stop screaming before i go and beat his ass

you:
can you all shut the fuck up? seriously you're all so fucking annoying

kimsuccjin:
dang who put a snake in your boot

you:
fuck off

✨c.soonyi:
taehyung what's wrong?? you've never acted like this

you:
oh so now you're suddenly interested in my life??

you:
after weeks of no communication??

you:
fascinating

✨c.soonyi:
seriously taehyung ??? we both know that you were the one not replying,, i texted you everyday but you're too busy hanging out with your slutty gf

you:
don't say that shit about her

✨c.soonyi:
it's the truth taehyung

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop making me smile all the time, stop making me question my relationship with mina, stop making my heart beat fast, stop being so fucking perfect |

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop making me smile all the time, stop making me question my relationship with mina, stop making my heart beat fast, stop being so fuck|

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop making me smile all the time, stop making me question my relationship with mina, stop making my hea|

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop making me smile all the time, stop making me question|

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop making me s|

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop|

you:
seriously fuck off, you don't know shit about her. stop fucking jumping to conclusions like you always do, stop fucking being so nosy, stop being so goddamn annoying

you:
it's no fucking wonder that you don't have any friends

juancock:
taehyung what the fuck?

jibooty:
taehyung man too far, she did nothing, you're supposed to be her best friend and you pull this shit ??

kimsuccjin:
she isn't responding to her texts, taehyung you fucked up really bad

juancock:
dude i thought you were better than this wtf??? you just insulted the shit out of my girlfriend

you:
don't call her that ❗️
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you:
i don't like the way it sounds coming out of your mouth ❗️
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agustdicc:
taehyung, that was a dick move

you:
cool i don't fucking care

you:
i'm going out

you:
won't be back till late

jibooty:
cool i don't fucking care

juancock:
don't fucking come back at all