Harry: So, these two are my OTP. They took their time but they got there eventually. And, Hermione, I can tell you this much- Ron is definitely a keeper...
so I've heard there's a rule about best friends that they never let each other marry a ginger. Hermione, I think we both failed.
"Congratulations Hermione, on becoming Ron's personal spider killer for the rest of your lives."
Ron: So yeah congrats Harry and Ginny for being a symbol of love. Soon they're going to buy a house far away from ol' Ron here. *forced laugh* And they'll have kids and they're going to be so happy and they might even forget me, yeah? *voice cracks* I mean, I pretty much brought those two together, my best friend and my sister. But soon they'll have a life. Without me. *sobbing* PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE.
(Harry and Ginny try to console Ron. "Ron even if I wanted to forget you I couldn't because Mom would kill me....oh I was just kidding don't look at me like that!")
*Meanwhile Hermione is watching the whole thing with a murderous glare*
Hermione: Who the hell let Ron get drunk?!
(Cue muffled laughs from George)
