Amortentia

Pickup Lines

Albus: Scorp, I'm done listening to this! None of these pick up lines are going to work on Rose!Scorpius: Oh come on, Al! What about "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together."Albus:Scorpius: Or what about "Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."Albus:Scorpius: You know that was a good one!Albus: Merlin, Rose is gonna punch you really hard when she hears these.