Rose: I really don't get why you're so nervous about having dinner with my parents. You've talked to them a million times at the burrow.
Scorpius: Yeah, but that was different. I wasn't dating you then. I can imagine the headline now; 'Ronald Weasley, formor auror, kills daughter's boyfriend and is cleared of all charges.'
Rose: I'm sure you're overreacting.
Scorpius: Hugo sent me an owl telling me he and Al are planing my funeral.
Rose: So that's why Hugo's sleeping at Lily's tonight.
Scorpius: He's twelve. Unlike your parents, he dosen't want to witness a murder at a young age.
Rose: Noted.
