COFFEE [changlix] ✓

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channiboi created
groupchat 'woojin shut
the fuck up'

channiboi added minhoe, teddyjin, uwumin, nothan, softforseungmin and flower.in.

minhoe
bitcj what the fuck

uwumin
what

channiboi
sOoooOo basically

you guys have probably already
noticed

nothan
what

channiboi
don't iNTERRUPT ME

felix and changbin

are sooOoOo in love like have you guys seen them i wish woojin would look
at me the way changbin looks at
felix

teddyjin
eXCUSE ME

channiboi
and they are both either too stupid to
notice it or hiding it from eachother

and i want them to finally get together
because felix is a whiny little bitch

yk

"oh my god i miss changbin so much
what the fuck i think i'm going to
die"

and yeah when i tell him that they should
date already he starts hitting me

abuse

so yeah let's make them a couple

flower.in
hey????

uwumin
the child has arrived

also where the fuck is hyunjins
bitchass

softforseungmin
i'm right here hoe shut upPppPp

teddyjin
okay but how?

channiboi
idk felix can be awkward af

minhoe
let's force changbin to buy him flowers

or just force him to confess

flower.in
but neither of them has admitted their feeling to one of us?

what if you're wrong and they just look at each other as good friends?

nothan
loOK AT THEM

?????????

uwumin
sigh

make felix jealous? maybe????

channiboi
b a d  i d e a

r e a l l y  b a d  i d e a

we're totally not doing that

yk that won't make it easier

uwumin
oh

softforseungmin
dumbass

uwumin
i'm gonna starve you

softforseungmin
noo

nothan
i honestly don't know what we can doooo

we could also just wait until they can't deny it anymore

and isn't changbin at felix' place right now?

minhoe
woah he said something smart

nothan
s h u t u p

minhoe
no u

nothan
choke

minhoe
kinky

channiboi
where's woojin

teddyjin
i'm right here

channiboi
hi

uwumin
what the fucj

softforseungmin
istg guys

does anyone have a GOOD way to make them a couple

teddyjin
i think what jisung said wasn't bad

channiboi
but it's felix

that boy would literally cry his eyes out over the smallest things

he once cried because he accidentally killed a fly

and changbin is pretty flirty with him but will probably deny his feelings in the end

minhoe
just convince changbin to get him flowers and confess his feelings ffs

channiboi
i like that idea

nothan
in👏🏻this👏🏻household👏🏻we👏🏻stan👏🏻minho👏🏻and👏🏻minho👏🏻only

minhoe
i love u^

teddyjin
omg aw

i uwued

channiboi
listen if you use that phrase again i'm going to break up with u

teddyjin
no bby please

flower.in
i'm moving out

minhoe
fucking bitch

channiboi
no fucking sweARING

uwumin
wait

softforseungmin
in this world it's either yeet or be yeeten

uwumin
^yes

teddyjin
what

channiboi
okay this is a mess

a/n
i'm in class rn and the people here are so annoying :(

and

idk minho either really has this resting bitch face or he really just wants to die 24/7

relatable