COFFEE [changlix] ✓

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felix didn't sleep much last night but when did he anyway? he spent all night complaining about how he couldn't get his shit together and later apologizing for two hours straight because he though he was being annoying to chan.

now it was 14pm, felix was at chan's and they both had about four hours of sleep and drank about two cans worth of energy drinks. felix still didn't consider buying new coffee beans so energy drinks it is.

they were both high on coffeine but when chan cracked open his third can, felix knew shit was about to go down so he dialed woojin's number and called him over.

woojin arrived, chan was happy and loud, felix was too, so he decided to text his beautiful boyfriend.

chat;
fixitfelix - seo.bin

binnieeeeee

lixxxxxx

i fucking love you

i love you too

but why did you text me

like i'm not complaining and i
could text you for days just
saying

do you need anything

yes

what

you

walt why is there a cat
underneath chan's chair he
doesn't have a cat-

IT'S GONE

what

what the hell

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAT

I WANNA FUCKING PET

felix chan doesn't have
a cat

what kind of next level shit
are you smoking

i

i drank 2 energy drinks

can i smoke the can

excuse me sir

you're 17 years old the only
thing we smoke in this household
is the bible

why would i smoke a bible

exactly

WHERE IS THE CATTT

heheheheh

what

you called me sir

oh god

ca tt

THERE SHE IS

WAIT NO

SHE'S GONE AGAIN

felix

how can you drink like 3 coffee on
a daily basis without doing dumb shit
but then get high off energy drinks

idk ask the cat

THERE ISNT A CAT FELIX

are you okay

i think so

i'm calling chan

he's strangling woojin

and he had three energy drinks

why am i even trying

THE FULCING CAT IS ON
TOP OF THE FUCKING FRIDGE
CHANGBIN

I'M CALLING THE POLICE

a/n
what is this

okay i normally don't do self promo but i published a new minsung fic so if y'all wanna read it-

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