Marvel Imagines

Thor Odinson-Drunk Tales

"Y/N, where art thou, thy fairest maiden in the laaaaaaaand?"

"Oh shit." You sighed.

You knew who that was. Hell, anybody would know who it was from that loud, booming voice of his.

Only this time, it wasn't as authoritative as usual.

Thor was drunk off his ass. It didn't happen much but when it did, you were the one assigned to take care of the god in situations as such, being his best friend. You'd think his brother would, but the snarky bastard was nowhere to be seen when Thor was drunk.

You had joined the Avengers after what had happened in Sokovia. The Maximoff twins were the closest thing you had to a family, but when all of you escaped from HYDRA, you had gone a different way. You chose to live among civilization and be as ordinary as possible instead of going after Tony Stark.

The time for revenge was over for you.
All you wanted was peace.
And you had it...for a few days.

Until an evacuation drill went off for the city and you realized that the fight had been brought to Sokovia as the Avengers worked alongside the authorities to clear the streets and buildings of people. You couldn't ignore it any longer. So, you joined the fight, reconnecting with the Maximoffs and being accepted by the Avengers, especially Thor. He had taken a special interest in you after he learned of your power.

"Y/N, the big guy is looking for you." Steve said, smiling as you ducked behind the bar. Tony was throwing one of his famous parties that seemed to erupt quite randomly out of nowhere and although you weren't a big fan of them, the others would make you come.

Whether by force or persuasion.
Usually force.

"I'm not here." You whisper-shouted.

You pulled down the edge of the blood red dress Wanda had picked out for you and cursed her out internally for shoving you into such a short dress. At least, it had sleeves.

"Hey, Thor! She's over here!"
Clint leaned over the bar with a evil smile and you glared at him.
"I hate you, Barton. I hate you so fu—"
"Y/N!"

You yelped in surprise as Thor rushed around the bar and picked you up, swinging you in the air.

"Put me down, you idiot!" You hissed. He immediately set you down and you quickly straightened your dress.

"Y/N, I have been looking all over for you! As my best friend, I demand you have this dance with me!"

Before you could protest, he dragged you out into the middle of the dance floor and began to drunkenly sway off beat, smiling at you with his eyes half open. You couldn't help yourself as you giggled at the sight, taking up his hands and placing one on your waist and the other in yours before leading him slowly in a circle.

Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"

You looked up, curious as to who chose the song.

Bucky had taken over the music system and as he caught your eye, he mouthed, "Doris Day" excitedly. He and Steve had been in love with the lady ever since you introduced some of her songs that they had missed. Steve had managed to get Natasha on the dance floor and Tony was sweeping around the room with Pepper in his arms. Wanda was getting more and more annoyed as Pietro tried vainly to avoid stepping on her feet.

Stars fading but I linger on, dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger til' dawn, dear
Just saying this

You couldn't see where the others had gone as Thor slowly turned, blocking your view.

"Y/N, I must say, you...look very lovely...tonight." Thor stumbled over his words as he struggled to keep his eyes open.

You smiled.

"Thanks, bud. I'm gonna go get you some water, keep you on your feet until this bash is over with."

He nodded and you squirmed your way through the crowd to the half empty bar. The bartender was busy at the other end so you circled around, grabbing a glass and filling it halfway.
As you finished up, you began to make your way back to Thor when you were yanked off to the side where the soft lights barely reached. You felt the water spill onto your dress as you dropped the glass, shattering it.

"I've been watching you for awhile, sugar. You look gorgeous." Hot air fanned across your face and you cringed away from the smell.
"Bro. Breath mints. Heard of 'em?" You muttered and tried to walk away. The man tightened his hold on your arm and you sighed, irritated.

"Let go." You snapped.
"Not until you give me a kiss."
"Oh, I'll give you something to-"

"Unhand her."

Thor's hard voice rang through the dark and you looked up to see Thor glaring daggers at the man that had your limb in a death grip.
He looked a lot more sober than before and you didn't want to see what the man would end up looking like if he didn't listen.

"Or what? I seen her first, haven't I? She's-"

Thor swiftly punched the man in the face and he fell to the floor.

"Nice one." You whistled as the man groaned loudly.
"Shut up, bitch." He hissed.

You froze.

"Y/N. You must not lose your temper." Thor warned in a low voice as the man slowly got to his feet.

"Come. Let us take our leave."

You let him turn you around when the man spit on your bare shoulders.

"Whore!"

That was all it took.

In a matter of seconds, you had the man pinned against the wall, your fingers inches from his left temple as your eyes sparked blue with anger. Every inch of your body was covered in electric currents except for the arm that held him by his throat.
The lights flickered as you pressed your fingers against his head. His body shook violently from the electric shock and you watched, satisfied, as he collapsed to the ground, unconscious and twitching. The sparks in your eyes and the current running across your skin faded as you took control of your rage and suppressed it.

"Come now, Y/N." Thor urged.

You both walked back into the party with forced smiles on your faces that immediately dropped as you grabbed seats at the bar.

"Are you alright, Y/N?" Thor asked softly.

"I'm fine. Not like it was much of a challenge."

You laughed as Thor gave you a big, goofy grin.

"Well then! To celebrate my esteemed best friend's glorious challenge, a drink!" He bellowed.

"Thor-"

You sat in shock as he reached over the bar, grabbed a bottle of vodka and finished it off in a few gulps.

"Another!"

"No!"

Smash!