His first thoughts on you

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Stan: 

They're really pretty, but I was supposed to save this seat for Kyle. Aw fuck it they're hella pretty 

Kyle:

How could someone this pretty be this bad at math? Why am I so lucky?

Eric: 

Fucking bitch, I know they did that on purpose to get me to notice them

Kenny: 

Aw shit, I thought nobody knew, aw shit. aw shit aw shit aw shit aw shit, we do they have to be so pretty? fuck.

Craig: 

Damn what the fuck, how does Clyde know this babe before I did?

Tweek:

agh! They keep on looking at me! Is there something in my hair, on my shirt? In my teeth?!??! Agh  WAY to much pressure!!!

Token:

I'm so glad I decided to actually go to this stupid event

Clyde:

They're not as pretty as bebe, but like damn...

Jimmy:

Scorrrrrrrrreeeeeee! They're all fucking mine.

Butters: 

Gosh she's really pretty 

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