Their reaction to someone slapping your ass

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Stan:

+Stan would assault them with some type of weapon

+ and then he would scream in their face

+ "you idiot, don't touch my gf like that ever again!"

Kyle:

+he fights the person

+ while he beats the shit out of the person he yells at them

+ "look man i didn't know she was yours!"

Kenny:

+Yo he fights the guy

+ "How DARE you touch my precious y/n!"

+escorts you back to your house

Eric:

+He punches them in the face

+ and then insults them

+ "come on y/n obviously the people have NO class."

Craig:

+ He punches this person in the gut

+ Then the middle finger

+ "you see this? this is mine. Don't ever touch what's mine again."

Tweek:

+ he 'accidentally' spills his hot drink on the person

+ "tweek..."

+ "oops."

Token:

+he slaps the guy

+ "Hey man that wasn't cool!"

+ he then drags you away 

Clyde:

+ Yo this boi goes full on beast mode

+ the next thing you know you'r pulling clyde away because he tried to claw the guys eyes out

+ "i'n the only one allowed to slap your ass like that."

Jimmy:

+ He threatens the fuck out of that person

+ oop the fbi has entered the chat

+ "And if you ever do that again, I'll chop your hand off and make you eat it before I kill you and dispose of your body..."

Butters:

+He gets all flustered

+ it took alot for him to confront the person

+ "hey that's not how you treat a lady!"

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