Their reaction to you being underage height

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{A/n: This to all my 5'4 and under folks I'm right there with you. If you're taller than 5'4 then well congrats you're the height I wish I had, I hope you enjoy these comments from tall people that a short person wrote.}

Stan: "Damn were you always this short? or did you literally get shorter?"

Kyle: "Fucking midget headass, you aren't allowed to insult short people."

Eric: "Y/n do you realize literally how fucking short you are?"

Kenny: "Well lucky for you, I'm totally fucking a midget and giving it all my love and affection."

Craig: "Damn it literally hurts my neck to look down at you for too long."

Tweek: "That's okay, maybe you'll grow?"

Token: "Its fine I don't even care about you being short."

Jimmy: "you're a disgrace to short people."

Butters: "Aw that's okay, I don't care how tall you are, I'll always love you!"

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