{A/N~ So like this turned out to be one huge ass joke chapter so yea. I semi apologize for this chapter but I laughed at writing this so yea enjoy~}
Stan:
+ he was hella Nervous
+ He wasn't sure what to wear
+ He trieded to pretend to be sick
+ "*Coooouuuuughhh* I'm fucking sick. Sorry what a shame"
+ When you guys get to your house you do most of the talking
+ "Mother, Father, this is Stanley the young gent I was talking to you about."
+ He was hella quiet and couldn't keep a conversation
+ Dispite all this they both loved him or at least pretended to
Kyle:
+ You didn't care if Kyle met your parents or not
+ Like he kinda wanted to though so that's a thing
+ It wasn't even like a dinner type of thing
+ You just walked into your house and saw your people on the couch and was like
+ "Ayo this Kyle, He's my boyfriend. Kay were're going into my room with the door closed now."
+ "wait just a minute, let'd get a good look at him."
+ they deadass inspected him and asked him like weird questions like
+"What are you planning on doing with our child?"
+ They approve, good for you
Eric:
+ You didn't want Eric to meet your parents
+ He didn't give a fuck
+ You're parents just happend to be home when you guys came into your house
+ "Y/n, Who's this."
+ "Oh right I forgot to tell you this is my Boyfriend Eric. Mkay?"
+ "Well alrighty nice meeting you Ethan!"
+ You're parents want to care but you too much of a badass for them
Kenny:
+ You were so exited for Kenny to meet your parents
+ He was not excited
+ he was so nervous
+ Like you guys were going out to eat it was gon be great
+ When they saw Kenny they were lowkey skeptical
+ "Sooooo... You must be Kenny, the one we've heard so much about."
+ Kenny almost spills about you guys fucking
+ "Psh yea I treat her real well, treat her will this THIS DI-"
+ "Alright now let's not get murdered now."
+ They approve
Craig:
+ He was actually V nervous
+ He didn't want to meet the people who raised you
+ You held his hand the whole time you introduced
+ "Mommy, daddy this is my Boyfriend. His name is Craig."
+ "Wassup."
+ Bro they liked talking about you to Craig
+ vise versa
+ He actually really like your people
+ Vise versa
+ "Why the fuck do you still call your dad daddy if you call me daddy?"
+ "Because of daddy pass the salt."
Tweek:
+ He felt like he was gon die
+ It was Too. Much. Pressure.
+ Luck for you your parents are chill asf
+ "So tell us where are you from."
+ "South park?"
+ You're Parents laughed at almost everything Tweek said
+ He was so confused
+ They really like Tweek
+ Probably more than they like you
Token:
+ When they day come you forget
+ He had to remind you
+ You were the one who was all panicky and shit
+ "m-mom dad...Boyfriend!"
+ "What I think y/n meant was I'm her boyfriend"
+ He super classy
+ Impresses your parents big time
+ They fucking love him
+ "When can you come back over?"
Clyde:
+ Ya'll both didn't give a fuck if he met your parents
+ Your dad saw you and him watching a movie together and got your mom
+ "Honey look Y/n has a boyfriend!"
+ "This is so bizarre I had no idea y/n was capable of finding a boyfriend"
+ "Guys I'm right here!!!"
+ They pester you guys for like the whole movie
+ "Leave us alone this is the best part of the movie"
+ All in all they think Clyde is a cool dude
+ "We don't have to give you guys 'the talk' right?"
Jimmy:
+ You forced him to meet your people
+ He wasn't happy about it either
+ "SO you must be JImmy."
+ "yep."
+ He was a dry ass bitch
+ Your parents just thought he was shy though
+ "We love him! When do we get to have grandkids?!"
Butters:
+ He was nervous
+ You knew your parents were going to love him though
+ "Wow you must be Butters, you're hair is looks a lot softer than y/n described"
+ They were embarrassing you like a bitch
+ "Oh yea Y/n is always thinking about you, Once she even cried to a kids show because it reminded her of you."
+ "You smell like baby powder."
+ They wuv him even though see him as a kid
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South Park Preferences
Fanfiction}Requests always open{Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be with a Southpark charecter?? Well now you can see! Idk, ima do craigs group and Stan's group. I'll be taking requests. Hopefully not slow updates. They'll be aged up, you know...
