Dating Eric would include...

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+ Him saying in a lot of inappropriate things about you

+ you threatening to beat him up when you're mad

+ him actually sharing food with you

+ his mom loves you

+ him trying to incorporate food into fucking

+ showing you his puppet's n' shii

+ him threatening Kyle that you'll beat him

+ You guys making out after games (idk what sport but he should play a sport)

+ him giving you the most complex pet names imaginable

+ Him being rude to everyone except you

+ You guys doing weird shit when fucking


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